Mike's Amurican Summer

HEY! i love you very much and im so glad your in my life. I cant wait to see you!

Dear followers,

Im currently busy wrestling bears in Ohiopyle state park. ill be back in time for some out of towners and their shenanigans.

living the dream-mike

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ive been busy, oh so busy, and will reflect on the whole month of my summer that has passed.  First, im pumped that tonight i purchased a Billy May’s Big City Slider kit ($5 steal).  This leads to mini burger galore, and hopefully pissing Max off just a bit as he watches me kill myself slowly with X amount of calories in each tasty morsel. Im sure the rest of the gang is down for some pint sized pieces of heaven.  That is my new cooking direction that will go into effect ASAP (take that to everyone who wanted to learn how to cook this summer, like that is worth the time).

get money, get paid: so its sorta coming around. answering phone calls, only to hear the boss’ wife on the other end every 5 min is a bit annoying.  Good thing i have thoughts of measuring inseams and selling fine microfiber shirts to the luckiest of the senior members running through my head (it passes the time).  Bottom line though, i need to get more and the rain/pittsburgh weather doesnt help the cause.

draw alot more: its a sore subject

gym: HA (see above)

have fun: thankfully, i am having fun.  Stopping by MuPi everyonce and a while and seeing alot of people at the zillion grad parties im scheduled to appear at on any given weekend (congrats Kara, and Lena im sorry you got flustered trying to find that party in the middle of the sewickley wilderness).  I also want to get out and golf, its driving me nuts.

well thats the update for now, this was mostly for certain large haired, farrah faucett types and one who’s l’s sound like r’s.  now leave me alone and visit Pittsburgh asap, as much as i make it sound like the town of spooning out your eyes, i love it and would love it more if you visited.

living the dream-mike

im sorry you decided to run in front of my 2004 subaru legacy, its all wheel deal turned you into an angel after i tried my hardest to steer clear. rest in peace

my deepest apologies-mike

…thats all i heard from today’s rambunctious group of elder golfers and their shitty round that i had the pleasure to walk miles upon end, only to receive a quite unfavorable tip.  this lead to the phrase we all have grown so accustomed to: fuck me..

well there ya have it, a shitty day at work that leaves me wanting more. as in going back at 630.  Luckily, i got to be with kara a good sum of the night and stopped by Mu Pi headquarters for Carol’s Classiest (franzia), finger food, and Einstein.  The night came to a sudden end, and a cock was indeed blocked (by a third party, i would never do such a thing). just another unproductive day in the world of me.

living the dream-mike

You cant help but accept the fact that Pittsburgh, has/is/always will be the home for terrible weather that will do nothing but interfere with my lack-of-cash-flow. It was a day of nonstop rain, foreshadowing the rest of this shit week. My amusement at work has been laughing at those who believe its worth their time to attempt to golf during tropical storm conditions and the plethora of things that can go wrong with a golf cart.

As wyclef jean would say, “cash rules everything around me”…i would change that to “weather rules the small amount of cash around me.” I sit depressed as everyone and their ambitions to start some new projects pop up, but one of these days ill really get it together.  Then again, how many times has that been said, only to leave you with an all nighter.

living the dream-mike

first real day back at work today. it was a busy clusterfuck as some would say, but not a killer by anymeans.  Since im going totally green(and broke), i walked to work today.  During this leisurely stroll, with iPod set to easy listening pleasures by We Came As Romans, a tow truck passed with a “Critter Control” truck hooked behind.  I don’t think Ill ever get over meeting Critter Taylor, nor would anyone want to.  This foreshadowed my snake wrangling in the bag room.  I wish this could be exciting but a foot long baby snake was about the peak of excitement… that and Smokey Bones donuts with Kara tonight. om nom nom.

this will repeat tomorrow, and as a side note-damn its humid

living the dream-mike